I see Blair Warner admitting to Mrs. Garrett that the poem she submitted for her creative writing class was actually plagiarized from a work by Emily Dickinson

*sips*

I’m on a BOAT

You think that’s a chair you’re sitting on.

Trust Mario

Very dad energy

Sassy skelefrog

Fire is good. Fire is clean

Why aren’t Pikachu and Psyduck wearing hats? Why is the box ticking? I have so many questions

The Tower of Babel is why you have language issues @karlboll

Babe “The Frog” Ruth about to knock another home run

You know I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability and a mansion, and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit, useless crap like that. But once I gird my loins I’ll finally be happy