Lucky terry 2 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Smoke crack close to a police station. The stimulus + paranoia = mental breakdown
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I don’t want this 3 comments
Smh kids these days 1 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
1. The one they ride their bicycles
2. The one they go to school
3. The one they play dungeons & dragons
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2. The one they go to school
3. The one they play dungeons & dragons
yes 1 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
I stand with big vodka. Like the really, really big custom 10L bottle because that bitch is heavy af, weighs over 25lbs
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No shit 5 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Babyshit - very easy
Shite - unscrupulous
Manshit - masculine
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Shite - unscrupulous
Manshit - masculine
Green Widow 3 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Nah son. It was when Thanos said “It’s Mcglovin time!” and gloved 1/2 the universe
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Show me where on the doll the tweet hurt you 7 comments
Pictures that go hard 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Welcome back, Agent throws_pies_in_Bill_Gates_face. We need you to come out of retirement for one last job
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Consent 5 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
What constitutes consent? Because you telling me to do it, and then me willingly doing it, could be argued to be consent for whatever you’d do to my hands and legs
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Should I be worried 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
>You know, to him you’re the alien
>>Shut up! I’m on my home planet so that thing is the only alien here
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>>Shut up! I’m on my home planet so that thing is the only alien here
