Boomers: tell you the truth and judge you
Gen x: tell you the truth but won’t judge
Mill: lie and accept you
Gen z: lies and tells you the other gens are evil

Where the wild ghillie suits roam.

Feeeeeet?!

Blinker fluid funnel

Jerk off and finish on them

Hexacircquareamid

Awesome! Enough for a tank of gas and a small slurpee!

Gen x’ers and Millennials full of debt because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

My stupid what?

Charged with b&e as well as indecent exposure

Ingenious

For when there were undesirables in my neighborhood

Looting and destroying sacred sites is the bottom left box of great civilization bingo.

Mortal kombat

Wow! So accur

We have a national sport for them that is revered by the gods.

And don’t forget your birthday written on the back

Admitting to going through the duck and cover drills tells us your age cohort.
Same as thinking active shooter drills are normal.

Upvote for the title

Totally unfair. They get Christmas too?!

Kenshin is back in a remake

Been so long since I’ve had a V. Thank you. Truly.