Sweet, no change

Just because our group photo looks like a Benetton ad doesn’t mean we can’t be racist. Stop gatekeeping.

Only 8 years?! Pathetic.

Empires SMP

How dare they take a foreign celebratory tradition and bastardize it to fit their culture and world view!

Then on day 8 you’d be like, “Here we go again with the birds.” Then, BAM, 8 girls and their cows.
“But babe, you know I’m lactose intolerant.”

All the other kids…

I’m waiting till they start commissioning sponsored warships. That would be peak capitalism and true Laissez-faire economics.

I’m translucent

“Of course’I’ do that. I just wish everyone else would do it too, especially the ‘other’ side.”
- All O.F. Us

It’s cold outside…

Get Smart

That is the strangest dildo I’ve ever seen in her right hand.

This totally happened with Morticia and Gomez.

Use them both as suppositories

For more than 30 years I’ve believed shockwave shoulda led them, he’s the only one that got shit done, and coulda left the autobots buried for eternity.

How many freedom units does that equal?

Cuz he walked both ways up hill to school everyday in the snow while fighting off commie pteranodons.

Could save the star - - - - franchise.