I also have an 80 hashtag pitbull

Mmmm kiwi

Circus Seal style

The phone is brighter than her apparently

We all have those days, or months, or years

Even though the emojis got replaced with the question marks, it still works

Nissan GTR? You're god damn right

Reminds me of the scene in JoJo Rabbit

Why'd you just describe me

You'd have to look at it from a certain angle or the teeth wouldn't make sense

Do you live in Alabama by chance?

mother of god

I don't drink coffee, so I'll settle for coffee flavored ice cream

We may not have found aliens, but they've found us

I mean it sounds like a good idea, but I like opening brand new presents and setting everything up myself

I think that cat knows Kung Fu

Idk if I'm alone in this but the word "poop" sounds so disgusting to me. I'd much rather call it crap or shit.

Diesel, not even once

Silicon Valley is great. It just ended last year with season 6 so if you haven't seen it, you can watch the whole thing on HBO.

Well I had no idea that anything to the power of 0 is 1. Learn something new every day.

That's actually happened lol (edit - no it didn't it was staged as I just looked it up)