But it's so cheap compared to the good tasting kind.

The worst time to think about this is when trying to sleep.

Well, good thing he didn't also light your apartment on fire.

Lol my aunt bought me a Batman movie for my birthday when I was a little kid and instead of getting me a recent one she ended up getting me the one from the 60's with Adam West. Def the thought that counts though.

My fan stays on. Can't live without it

I like the dude from Gotham

What website are posts like these from? I can't remember the name.

I prefer Smart Water

That's a lot of traveling, I imagine he'd have to go to a different KFC each time.

I forget people's faces all the time

2 girls 1 cake

That episode with Gon vs Pitou was crazy

Unfortunately I am, I just hide behind the tears of a clown

I mean, eggs are pretty great

I can see most of these being plausible but how in the hell do you accidentally build a shelf?

Me with Dragonball Z Kakarot right now

At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection