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Dr. PIG has the cure for Corona!!!

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People we've lost in 2016 36 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
He's a dead gorilla, get it right.
People we've lost in 2016 36 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Where's Harambe at?
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Gordon Ramsay seems cool 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
I channel my inner Gordon Ramsey sometimes too. I scream "YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS" at whoever's cooking in the kitchen.
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We must go deeper 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
I just watched the whole thing...
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2016 life hacks 3 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
It's an old meme
Dank memez 19 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
The Russian ambassador
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9/11 was an insidejob 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
9/11 couldn't have been an inside job... The planes were on the outside.
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What's wrong with you 7 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
I just pour whatever I grab first.
Currently I'm in 2nd stage 4 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Once this Clorox kicks in I'll be at 3.
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Sweet mother of coincedence 3 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
WTF WAS STARBUCKS PUTTING IN THEIR COFFEE?!?!?!
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smh 7 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
"It's a mix between nature and nuture" - Milo Yiannopoulos
Daniel Radcliffe 1 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
My friend got "getting gang banged by the blue Man group" signed by the blue Man group, hes got it framed.
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Simmer well pupper 158 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Asian spaghetti
Dafuq did I just read 37 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
#loveislove
Parenting 10 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
These comments are all about the science behind it and I'm over here like, " This is the thing from Napoleon Dynamite"
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Kids today are p*ssies 19 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Heres an example: https://youtu.be/m8Za-TdSRhg
I still enjoy getting likes 1 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
And every downvote is someone you potentially pissed off and that feels nice too.
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I don't know what that is but I relate to it 2 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
It's moister than an oyster
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Using real dinosaurs 13 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Also the dinosaur noises were tortoise sex sounds.
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the media twisted it 7 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
It's only a temporary band, maybe 1 u.s tour or so.
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This tickles me 7 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
He #isyourpresident until they the get the website working again.
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Anonymous always telling it like it is 22 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Hillary won because she cheated.
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Its a f*cking dead gorilla 33 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
1. Ape
2. He was not stupid, I wanna hear you call him stupid when he comes back on harambeaster
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