Gilmore Girls. Nice.

I need a speedrun world record where they don't skip cutscenes and still beat other runners that do.

If my lawyer promised to steal the judges gavel for me and had a bunch of stolen gavels hidden in their suit then I'm basically untouchable.

If and when Morbius 2 happens, or Morbius crossovers in another movie, somebody HAS to ask him if he has a catchphrase like "Avengers Assemble!" or "Hulk Smash!" and when he says no they say that his catch phrase could be "It's Morbin' Time!"

"What is better: to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?” - Mario

"OH YOU'RE A VILLAIN ALRIGHT! JUST NOT A SUPER ONE!"

Turn it into a gameshow. Some ads are random enough that it's hard to guess what direction they're going in so just remove the title at the end and make viewers guess.

She's not intimidating because she's "big" (fat) she's intimidating because she's taller than a giant.

Humans are made of carbon. So are wooden houses. Are houses made of human flesh or are humans made of house? Geodudes are just different forms of rock.

You all remember the War episode of Total Drama Action? Well this time, because our lawyers have given up, we're allowed to do it for REAL!

I'm banned from one McDonald's playground. A friend and I were going down the slide when an employee came out to tell us that a customer had complained. They pointed at a man in a business suit and my friend and I said "That guy doesn't have any kids on the playground, the playground is empty, so why is he complaining?".

Family Guy Script Writers: write that down.

"Take that you Worm"

"I got to use a lightsaber in a movie. I see that as an absolute win."

"My interpretation of this theme led me to cook several different types of bacon to tame the raccoons before stabbing them in the back with the screwdrivers. This symbolically represents the idea that 'peace in the middle east' is a self sabotaging attempt due to stark cultural differences."
"8 out of 10."

r/LeopardsAteMyFace

I would definitely watch Bombadil 2: Civil War

We truly live in the darkest timeline.

Justice League Unlimited. Discussing determinism, whether we can change our future and whether the government is right or allowed to do what it wants to protect its interests. Man kids shows have changed.

CEO of a construction company after they engineer a false flag attack by a supervillain that results in the destruction of a school and kills over 600 people but never face consequences for it:

9.99 for the secret combo in cooking mamas 3