Nicely done!
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Just a couple technicalities I'd like to adress; the word styaal is not a word, it should be staal, and the phrase "Du sæk, æk flyt" translates to "You sink, I float".
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Otherwise this is fine work, keep at it, I approve

500 years ago today, Tenochtitlan fell to the Spanish in the climax of one of history's most dramatic conquests.
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Jimmy Carter and Queen Elizabeth II negotiating how many totems of undying they both get to prolong their lives (1977)
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@catfluff is being real clever

The office worker Bill Jennings (95th floor, WTC 1) turns off his computer, although a Windows update is running. (September 11, 2001)
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An oversimplification but Portugal did at first time try to claim all of Africa during the Berlin conference of 1894 by referencing the Treaty of Tordesillas of 1494.
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I was debating with some people last night and one of the dudes made this. So i decided to share it.
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I found it funny that a dude living in a cave for 20 years decided to vaccinate as soon as he heard about the virus for the first time.
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Oh nice, finally some cuddles

Poland is invaded and partitioned by the joint forces of Nazi Germany, the Soviet Union, and the Imperium of Gay, 1939. 80 years later, Poles still remember the atrocities #NeverForget.
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There were widespread pogroms in the Russian Empire and many of the Jews had to flee because of the discrimination.
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Now there's some lighthearted banter to start your day

This greenhouse kinda reminds me of the reptile room in 'Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events'

Got a letter taped to my door from my brand new apartment managers I have yet to meet. Good first impression.
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Chinese government doesn’t want this picture out. This post may be removed. Don’t let censorship win.
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I heard my 5 yr old say “I just sawed dead people.” In a VERY concerned voice. Turned around to see this.
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