I googled some of them to see if I recognized them in movie form but i realized my mistake as the page was loading

NO it must be shamed

You

But i guess thats not saying much considering its 12:19 am where i am

You, i like you

Word of advice guest. I know these jokes are funny when youre hanging around your friends and you're going for the shock factor. Ive been there. But this website is a bit too politically correct for these jokes

They aren't serious.

I hope to do this with my girlfriend sometime... Of course i have to get one first but you know. Planning ahead

Who says divergents have to be virgins

Or has survival instincts and knows how to deal with a shark

Either really good or really bad

Id be his first victim

Her boobs will start the new world order

Hiking, rock climbing and being in small towns are probably my favorite things but i live in chicago do you see my problem