I HATE when people force their animals to live by their ideals. Especially because pets literally can't speak for themselves. I would never force my dogs to go vegan or vegetarian if I did.

Ching chong

That's exactly what my dash looks like.

So is it Yale or Auburn?

Vanilla?

Just what I was looking for

I was in Honduras and in one of the villages some of the boys picked up kittens by their tails and swung them around and spun them in circles because it was their idea of funny.

That bacon looks dry

*necessary "anything is a dildo if you're brave enough" comment*