I'm not sure it is because he has to get to 300lbs to qualify for disability payments so think this is before he takes his belly off the towel rail

I like the ants carrying the baby

I gave my cat a little pancake on pancake Day and he wasn't impressed but he is a gannet so ate it anyway

In general

So when do you stop smacking? Say your child is 40 and tells you they cheated on their spouse, do you hit them then?

Chapter 33: Giving in to the Cult

A'tuin swims through space as a regular turtle would through water I believe

I'm glad it didn't just get sainsburied

Ah I see! I think the artist is even surprised how popular they've become

You realise people haven't actually been paying £299 for these right? People have made donations to the amount of their choosing to the charity, suggested amount is £14 as this provides a homeless person with breakfast and a hot shower.

Just some further info on point 3. (The following I've said so many times on here) Road signs are in yards and miles, petrol is sold by the litre but cars are sold with "miles per gallon" information.
Pubs sell beer in pints but wine in ml. Milk is sold with both the pint and litre measurement on the bottle.
Babies weights are announced in pounds and ounces. Most people I know weigh themselves in stone and pounds and give their height in feet and inches. But swimming pools are measured in metres. Fabric is usually sold by the metre also.
TVs are measured in inches but furniture websites list both metric and imperial measurements.

I really miss it being on FM radio, especially the Christian O'Connell morning show, it was a good replacement for Chris Moyles and I've not found another since