missmovielady4
If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.
-Orson Welles
Behold, bowling with cats! 3 comments
missmovielady4
· 9 years ago
STRIKE!
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Customer jokes are the worst 3 comments
missmovielady4
· 9 years ago
The one I hate is when they hand you a large bill and you check it. "Oh, I just made it."
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when i go to kill a bug and it starts flying 31 comments
creepy story 12 comments
missmovielady4
· 9 years ago
ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod I didn't get it at first, and then it's like someone flicked a switch in my head. That is creepy!
Also, who tells someone NOT to do something?
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Also, who tells someone NOT to do something?
Loving Popcorn 18 comments
missmovielady4
· 9 years ago
Well those are marshmallows. If that's the joke it's not very funny though.
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Too much curry 9 comments
CNN can't do math 4 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
In the words of Donna Moss, "Oh, and like there's no chance it's a typo."
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Working for call centers 9 comments
World time clock 9 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
Oh. I did not realize that. Well then let's assume the places on the clock are all on the same half hour.
World time clock 9 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
Does it need a minute hand? The minutes are the same no matter where you are. The only thing you'd need to know is the hour. The real problem is it doesn't have am/pm. Because Shanghai and New York are not one hour apart, they're thirteen hours apart.
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It's True 11 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
If you use your 150 iq to do something amazing, like cure cancer, Idgaf if you have common sense.
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The question on everybody's mind 22 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
The question on everyone's mind thirty years ago.
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Martin Freeman is me 5 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
He's been with Amanda Abbington (who played Mary Morstan on Sherlock) since 2000.
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As Ignored as the tags 7 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
"Everybody's hatin' on me today. Nobody loves Kevin."
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Scumbag Dumbledore 7 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
Badasslatina is correct. So if we could stop circulating this picture, that'd be great.
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#fml 4 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
Why is that a bad thing? She's better at it. That's only good news for you.
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Step out of the car please 6 comments
Breaking Physics 15 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
But... that's not stapling water to a tree, that's stapling a bag to a tree.
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He definitely thought I was an idiot 5 comments
missmovielady4
· 10 years ago
I'm sure people respond that way all the time. He probably didn't even notice.
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