Where are these girls? I need them! 10 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
Good looking boys have a tendency to turn me into an idiot
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Friends in 2018 3 comments
Astonishing 6 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
Not usually when I stand up, but I have always just assumed it had something to do with low blood pressure
Astonishing 6 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
No but actually, I’ll have moments where it’s like the lights just got flicked off and it’ll be black for a very prolonged second... and no I’m not blinking
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True story for fast and furious 11 comments
True story for fast and furious 11 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
It went from cool jap imports and oversized spoilers, to expensive European and oversized muscles
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Minecraft cake win 5 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
Also known as how to get away with eating the cake without anyone knowing
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The nu-male duckface 7 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
Urban dictionary says they’re men with no self respect who are lacking in masculinity and defend women’s rights in an effort to get brownie points
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Picky picky 20 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
@ewqua I’m more likely to sit on the floor and cry of a sore stomach than get gassy and fart more than usual
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Picky picky 20 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
I’d be hopeless. A lactose intolerant vegetarian, I can hardly get around now and y’all expect me to eat meat and whatever dairy I can find (before it goes off) I’d die of a sore stomach before anything else could get me
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Oh, huh?? , whoa, wut, wot, what, What, WHAT? 13 comments
How to crack open a cold one 6 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
If you were fast enough the drink would still be upright to get into the mug. Just not drinkable
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I wasn't ready for this 5 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
I feel like I have a reason to work extra which makes it easier I guess. It's more of a personal satisfaction, whereas with homework it was just hell and studying topics I wasn't that invested in.
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