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mickymouse


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I'm that friend 12 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
I’d like to mention that there has been no fifth Jaws movie and this mention of Jaws 6 is annoying me. If I’m being honest Jaws 3 shouldn’t have been counted either
Need more men like this 73 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
@peachypersimmon is like that funny aunt that has weirdly good advice
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Life would be great 23 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Very romantic proposal. I accept
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Super human dad instinct saved his daughter! 11 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
If I saw a guy in a van sitting that close to my car at night I wouldn’t get in. The father probably just noticed how sketch it is if it was in a quiet area of town
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Life would be great 23 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Remind me to stay away from you when you’re on
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Life would be great 23 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Nah I’m kind of like that, I feel queasy and tired, when I’m tired I get cold, so I curl up next to the nearest human and eat yummy food and watch silly movies
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Ice tea in iced tea 4 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
I use the term ‘freeze’ very loosely, if it’s a mix (I use tequila, grenadine, and mango juice) it turns into soft ice cubes
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Life would be great 23 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
This sounds pretty good tbh
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Never let your dreams be dreams 6 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Calm down guest, you don’t need to announce your sexuality
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Ice tea in iced tea 4 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
I freeze alcohol for my alcohol
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When I see a perfectly valid comment with negative points 3 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
I see either comments I’ve made or comments I agree with that are obviously unpopular and contemplate my existence for awhile
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Internet hugs from 1.83m 3 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Hugs are secretly my favourite thing ever but nobody knows because I’m not a hugging person. When I’m around people I like though, family etc I secretly look forward to a hug goodbye
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The real reason 19 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
His wig collection appears to be all in order over there
A commies life 9 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
I mean, it kind of is
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Anyone know if this is really true or the internet just trolling? 13 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Sounds good and all, but the Internet has the same thing and you don’t have to travel for miles
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The internet of broken hearts 2 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
And other times they’re just assholes
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It was worth a try 11 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Tbh if someone (for some weird reason) had that in their CV I’d bring it up just to question why they put it in
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Rock hard 6 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
I just wanna watch a lawyer break down in a courtroom one day. Just ONCE
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Hashbrowns are dangerous 16 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
what sort of monster throws a hash brown out the window?!
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How pictures are made 13 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Whatever dude, have fun with whatever the hell you think you’re on about.
Wasn’t what I expected or hoped for 2 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Turns out the owner is just a gardening enthusiast
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How pictures are made 13 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Saying not to be judgemental then saying something judgemental doesn’t really excuse it.
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How pictures are made 13 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
Cause god forbid you can wear makeup and not shave your arm pits? Or maybe it’s a shadow? Or maybe you shouldn’t care or judge what other people’s underarms look like?
How pictures are made 13 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
True support from friends
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The aftermath of a boulder that rolled through a house in Italy 13 comments
mickymouse · 7 years ago
They really rocked the house
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