So that’s who let the dogs out

This is someone’s child and I’m sure it’s a wonderful baby, but this looks like an alien twerking

Guarantee some baby boomer sitting behind his desk one day was like 'I don't understand millenials so I'm going to say something stupid and hope they roll with it'

I genuinely don't care, but I understand how this could be disconcerting for some people

I’m changing my name to bill

Wonder what would happen if you threw a snowball at it

Uhm not a waste cause when you do go out you’ll look bomb and make up is awesome

If you do, swing by my place and drop some donuts off

Thanks 4 tha protein Mum

At least you can still put one foot in front of the other and move forward

Or do porn on mute and wait till late at night like a normal person?

I like to think there was a board meeting that occurred with a bunch of high level execs sitting round discussing waluigis penis