I’ve gotten to the point where (if I’m in a public place) I go full bitch and turn around and ignore them. They might swear at me behind my back but it’s easier than trying to politely decline a pushy guy

I read a theory once that it was made of whales and that mr krabs couldn’t bring himself to kill baby Pearl when he was hunting for whale and found her

10/10 guest

As noble as this is, you wouldn’t be able to enlist and public wouldn’t be let in to a war zone

Then there’s the awkward moment when you’re flirting with a girl and she’s subtly flirting but it’s not enough to know for sure so you’re just like ‘should I ask or??’

If someone’s into you they flirt back, they don’t say no guest

I don’t want to means I don’t want to, not convince me

The ghost of Uni past

Better than drinking a gulp of the paint water

Bisexuals age faster

Busy cities usually have both so you have the option of standing or, if you’re in a hurry can move quickly

No it was retellings of Hans Christen Anderson in sick and twisted ways, like the post