Darwin is rolling in his grave right now 7 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
No no, next time let's let him escape on his own. He'll either live and learn something, or die and humanity is slightly smarter
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Accurate description 8 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
Russia, you've gotta calm down with your words, there's gotta be a faster way to say 'slorp'
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It was only a matter of time 5 comments
And another one 5 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
I'm now picturing Vin Diesel as a cow udder and I have never been so disturbed in my life
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Can I get an Amen? 9 comments
Some humans are good humans 6 comments
Iced tea in ice tea 4 comments
Pickup line backfires 12 comments
Okay now ..Wat else ? 2 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
I sincerely hope there's a comment below that says something about a completely unrelated GF being pregnant too
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That's how they ease the pain 3 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
Well I knew dentists wanted to check out my mouth, I just never knew it would be deep throat
He's so happy 4 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
'Hi there! No I'm not trying to peek in your windows I swear'
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Sexiest accent 32 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
Go on your date and pretend to be a mime. Problem solved!
No but seriously, you'll be fine, and if you're not then it's experience for your next awesome date!
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No but seriously, you'll be fine, and if you're not then it's experience for your next awesome date!
Zoo meeting 1 comments
Perfect gift for a slav girlfriend 2 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
Not gonna lie, if they were plain black and as comfortable as track shoes I’d wear them
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Sexiest accent 32 comments
mickymouse
· 7 years ago
Fun little secret right here, most girls don’t care so much about what you look like if you’re funny and friendly.
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If we all were what we wanted to be 7 comments
