I can imagine Brad Pitt shouting ‘I told you not to be prideful, dicks!’

Maybe they’re just a really attractive country and squeak literally wants to get some from Sweden

Australia needs to calm the farm with trying to kill its inhabitants. Straight up rude

Maybe I'll stick around for awhile and cause some excitement then

About two years I'd say... I thought I'd show up just to see what FS was up to nowadays

I stood on a Stingray last weekend, had a huntsman on my ceiling, and had a redback in my mail box. But those bull ant bites are something else

Oneday I aspire to be so powerful that no one can tell my extra ass no as well

Say there's a sale on tofu, you'll get 7000 of us

its alright until you accidentally inhale it and choke

I went on a school camp with a lactose intolerant kid, her mother made the teachers only bring almond milk because apparently seeing others drink normal milk while she drank almond would be unfair.