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I've always wondered 20 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Funny how this post specifically only days something about kinder eggs. You do understand that their isn't a law that outright calls out and forbids kinder eggs right? Is a blanket law that forbids putting non eddible items in foods. Like what kinder eggs do but the law isn't just about kinder eggs.
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I don't get this 13 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Well most of the time a soldier will have some sort of identification to show that they're either a vet or active duty (I.e. uniform, hat, etc) while ems, fire fighters, and police officers don't have that in the civilian world unless they're on duty.
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I don't get this 13 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Exactly. People once again creating problems for something that wasn't problematic.
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Alternate timeline 6 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Pfffft realists
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The book of rappers 3 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
*ring ring*
Hello? -me
Oh, i see I'll let them know. -me
*looks to OP*
2012 called and they want their meme back
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The rest of the world needs this 57 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Are you legitimately retarded?
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Real life 59 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
*Looks at my comment below* link to the original post
Located in the Netherlands 7 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Why the fuck would you make a bridge for squirrels?
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Real life 59 comments
Real life 59 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
I meant op not the edit
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Real life 59 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Yeah no no one would clap for this.
Seriously though. 65 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
If i vote it'll be for Johnson. Too bad he won't win anyways
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90s Kids Will Get This 3 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Because they can't retire!
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Damn son 15 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
You didn't kill the joke for anyone though
Hate it 37 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Cunt works
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This man likes to propose to disney princesses 19 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Close enough i didn't notice lol
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This man likes to propose to disney princesses 19 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Yes
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Wage gap 15 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Paid or unpaid?
Wage gap 15 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
You get unpaid maternity leave for upwards of 12 weeks so long as you work a full time job at a company with 50 or more employees. That's us law but many major companies offer paid maternity leave.
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What's your eye color? 49 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
Not t50 though so you still have some light in you
What's your eye color? 49 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
A 10/a17
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Not far off 11 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
*Thinks of post from earlier today* Ed
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Chick flick 3 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
The greatest children's film of all time
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Native americans agree 18 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
What's with you commenting on all the old as fuck posts?
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Well why not? 12 comments
metalman · 8 years ago
You and everyone else on this site
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