meowiamacat
I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.
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Buy guys 54 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Yeah, right. Except for the fact that you are the boring as fuck Libra.
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I'd laugh if Lucifer was a Capricorn 67 comments
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meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
tae-Oh, no, Draco's mine. I have now officially claimed him no exchanges or refunds he is mine.
sammiek-Well, Snape was pretty antagonistic for a while. Maybe he counts.
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sammiek-Well, Snape was pretty antagonistic for a while. Maybe he counts.
Buy guys 54 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Yeah, Tom Riddle was hot, but he can't love. Draco's still hot AND he can love me.
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meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Now, if I choose Harry Potter, do I have to marry Voldemort or can I choose any one of the antagonists?
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Must not let them know 12 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
And they say jokingly, "I bet they're gonna die soon, right. Haha!" And you just have to sit there like, "...no...haha...yeah....so funny...."
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Well, 5h3r1ock3d, it looks like you have a bit of... Sore-luck on this subject....
If other planets were the same distance as the moon 17 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
I'M SO SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT PLUTO. I'M SO SORRY, PLUTO. I PROMISE I'M ON PLUTO'S SIDE. VIVA LA PLUTO!
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Beat the system 16 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Yeah. When my class found out the teacher would curve our grades, we started jokingly planning to answer all one letter (in the middle of class). The teacher told us if she suspected foul play, she wouldn't curve the grades at all.
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Would you push the button? 124 comments
What goes up must come down 33 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
... Because Carl said it could be too dangerous and he didn't want to lose any more people close to him?
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A+ writing 15 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
No but get this I actually had to respond to parts in a book and this one character was saying how he didn't like his family and this other character was being all like "Dude you have to like your family. They're your family." So in my response I was all like, "Okay, sit down because Ima gonna teach y'all a thing or two here" and shared the origin of the saying "blood is thicker than water".
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When I get insulted after saying something completely innocent. 4 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
This one time I was at camp and we were making bracelets that followed this specific pattern, and the instructions said to put two white beads then two black beads. Naturally, I said, "Oh, look at that, blacks and whites living together in harmony," and this one girl I hated replied with "That's racist!"
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A great gift for friends! 10 comments
The first time this happened was in third grade. I had this dream that I was hugging a pole and looking across the street at something, but I couldn't remember what it was, just that I got distracted by this gazebo behind whatever I was supposed to be looking at. A week later, my class takes a field trip to our city's art museum. After we got finished with the tour, the teachers decided to take a picture with this giant (like, 50 ft. tall) statue of the people from the American Gothic painting. So we all pose, and a teacher goes across the street to get a better shot. As I take my place hugging the pole that was the pitchfork, I look over at the camera and get distracted by the gazebo in the park across the street.