meowiamacat
I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.
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Out of bridges? Try a train! 17 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Hell no! That thing is haunted!
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Hint: its not the totals 19 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
I'm quite glad I live in Canada now. FREE HEALTH CARE!! KINDER EGGS!!! MAPLE SYRUP!!
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great dad 14 comments
Mind blown 25 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS WORKS BECAUSE I'M CONFUSED AND TOO LAZY TO JUST GOOGLE IT.
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How to flirt properly 15 comments
How to flirt properly 15 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
I shall try this on my next crush and I shall tell you how it works out.
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The fort prank 12 comments
Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
How about another gym class story?
My first gym teacher that I actually liked because he didn't pressure me into putting forth my best effort saw one day that I was hiding in the corner of the gym because I didn't want to actually play the game (I have a bit of a fear of things flying at my face, and all sports balls), and what does he do? Come up to me with the ball and say, "Just touch it. It's not going to hurt you." (I know it sounds creepier than it actually was.)
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My first gym teacher that I actually liked because he didn't pressure me into putting forth my best effort saw one day that I was hiding in the corner of the gym because I didn't want to actually play the game (I have a bit of a fear of things flying at my face, and all sports balls), and what does he do? Come up to me with the ball and say, "Just touch it. It's not going to hurt you." (I know it sounds creepier than it actually was.)
Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Another one I felt like sharing:
"Hey, Jessica, we voted you LVP. LEAST valuable player."
--this stupid fucknugget from my gym class who had known me for six and a half years at that point and should probably have realized from my crying almost every gym class that I'm bad and I know it and I don't need anyone to rub it in my face.
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"Hey, Jessica, we voted you LVP. LEAST valuable player."
--this stupid fucknugget from my gym class who had known me for six and a half years at that point and should probably have realized from my crying almost every gym class that I'm bad and I know it and I don't need anyone to rub it in my face.
Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
How on earth could being too nice be a bad thing??? You're probably one of the nicest internet people I know and that's PERFECT!!!
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Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
bird, I think I might know how you feel. My biggest fear is that someone will say that to me, but I think the worst part is, I think about that fear all the time, and each time I'm just saying it to myself. The way I look at things, the worst thing anyone can ever do to you is you acknowledging what they say and believing it. So I'll ask myself "Do I even have any friends, or are they just pretending?" and to me, that's basically saying, "I don't have friends. They're all fake." and that sucks. I'm going to try to start thinking positively more and I think it might help. Maybe if you find yourself doing this a lot, you can try it too.
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I just can't understand 8 comments
Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
I'm trying to show support, like I actually care. Why would someone laugh at people's pain, especially here?
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Comment The Rudest Thing Anybody Has Ever Said To You ♥ 294 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
"I just woke up at 2 AM and realized you're a terrible friend and all you do is get me in trouble."
-My best friend of four years.
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-My best friend of four years.
Venezuelan streets full of protesting students 23 comments
I did this 71 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Yes. In a car, a child will get very bored. When a child gets bored, they tend to create some sort of imaginary friend or something similar to entertain them. But because in a car there is limited space, there's not much for the imaginary being to do except just sit there, which isn't very fun at all. So we put them outside. And the best part about imaginary friends is that they interact with the world. So, naturally, you would have them running over things and avoiding stuff.
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Science side of tumblr 15 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
For some reason I actually like this one because seriously, there is like a ten degree (in fahrenheit, I don't know if that makes a difference) difference between my room and the rest of my house and I think this theory actually boosts my self esteem.
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