The Boy Who Sassed
The Chosen GUUURRRRLLLL

I feel slightly like an asshole but....
I'm trying to decide if I find it more funny or more sad.

Excuse you sometimes the floor is more comfortable than the couch. Or they are really lazy. I mean, this one time I just slept on my floor instead of my bed because I was too lazy to clear off my bed.
(Sorry if I didn't accurately describe the characters or that couch. I don't watch a lot of anime.)

I always think of Katniss whenever I hear this song.

Without a d

Thank God it's not just me! I am honestly surprised this happens to someone else.

I think I might need to buy a few extra feels for that, too.

You can't get out. Trust me, I've tried.

I'm so fucking terrified but I can't help laughing at the fact that he looks kinda like a thumb.

Girls, if someone does this to you, don't just turn them down! Teach them to expect the unexpected and, if your boobs aren't too big, just put your arms over your chest instead of around it (use your arms to cover your boobs)! Instead of getting the expected result, the boy (or girl) will get, well, a girl with her arms over her breasts.

Even if the guy did think she was a new immigrant from Mexico, wouldn't it have occurred to him that maybe, just maybe, she was speaking to someone still in Mexico? Or am I just too used to people around me having common sense?

...Was that supposed to be... Renesme?

I challenge you to face battle!