My stomach likes to tie itself in knots whenever I'm alone in public. I'm always afraid of doing something wrong or seeming weird, so I understand the feeling of your stomach being murdered.

I found an article that says it could be true: http://www.newhealthguide.org/Alexandria'S-Genesis.html There's just not enough evidence to support it. :(

Yes.

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK?! WHY ARE WE STILL NOT FUNDING THIS?! I ALREADY SAW THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, AND I NEED IT!!!! I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED MY FUCKING OREOS TO HAVE MORE FROSTING!!! WITH THIS, EACH PERSON CAN ACHIEVE THEIR OWN PERSONAL PERFECTION OF THE CREAM TO COOKIE RATIO!!!! WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS????!!!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO NEED THIS.

Hanger (with a hard "g" sound) is an actual word meaning the anger caused by one's great hunger.

"Go fuck yourself." It all makes sense now.

This is funny 'cause, my current boyfriend, we hated each other, and I think some of the first things we said to each other are
me: (from across a classroom, screaming) DON'T TOUCH MY QUILL!! I WILL CLAW YOU!!!
I did actually claw his arm because I had very sharp nails at the time.

If there was more space I could probably take a running start, jump, and channel my inner gymnast (and hope for the best).

As long as it's paint, I find it still beautiful. Imma gonna go keep telling myself that's paint...

But see, I hide my internet life from people. Because I go to different sites than all of them. It's not necessarily BAD, it's just no one at my school has discovered FunSubstance and fanfiction. And my friends don't belong to the same fandoms as me.

I'm sorry but why is it so bad that Ed Hardy is posting this?

Oh my God I thought they were demon children for some reason so I thought we were talking about how you encountered demons.

Okay, if this is so "flexible," then where's the one where you're stereotypically "normal?" Like, I'm a female. I identify as a female. I have a vagina and breasts. I act like a girl and think like a girl. Which one do I choose then?

Well the filter DOES make the food look more perfect... Except now it's slightly blurry.

YOU TWO HAD BETTER BE BEST FRIENDS NOW.

Well, your mom might not even be alive still then. Look on the bright side!

With that, they could've just out-fabbed Sauron and the Nazgul.

No, but seriously, catnip has the same effect of cats as marijuana has on humans. Science and cat drugs.

WAIT, ARE WE FREE ON FEBRUARY 29? OH CRAP.

Right now my background's on a screenshot from HP PoA. So who's trying to kill me, Dumbledore, Harry, or Barty Crouch Jr.?