MEOWIamacat

meowiamacat


I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.

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I always assume everyone on the Internet is a guy 33 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
1. Cats have genders too.
2. I'm getting so tired of saying this (seriously, why does everyone look at my username?), but I am an animagus. But feel free to keep petting me if you feel like it.
Angry birds 7 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
At first I thought it was a dick, then a middle finger, and now I can't decide...
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Jennifer Lawrence is still awesome 11 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
The first thing that comes to mind when someone says "Jennifer Lawrence" is this gif of her screaming "WHERE'S THE PIZZA?!?!"
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I always assume everyone on the Internet is a guy 33 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I am a girl,
So fuck you, too.
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Vegans 15 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
"Best before death"? No, I wouldn't eat a live chicken. Especially because it's really hard to eat it without killing it first.
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Who doesn't love this feeling? 7 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Except then you get blinded by the fucking light.
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Well, its true 2 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
There may be no "i" in "team", but there sure ain't any "we's" or "us'es". What there is is a "me". And meat. Meat is good.
Bad luck brian 3 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Who else read it as "Tries to make a fucks it up meme"?
My big fat harry potter party 14 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Can't help but point this out, but.... in the second picture, shouldn't that white cup have yellow? Or at least black? I don't recall white ever being Hufflepuff...
But, seriously awesome! Sorry I'm a stickler for details sometimes!
When smartphones get replaced with sandwiches 4 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
But wouldn't that become the norm? If everyone went around talking into sandwiches?
Children wake up early because 7 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
I think we need some hugs.
Pitbull = Kim Possible mole rat 2 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
His name is RUFUS!!!
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The truth behind tickling 4 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Tickling was originally a form of torture.
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Space whale 11 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
It started off all beautiful and magical and then it got fucking majestic.
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Tunnel of fun 16 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Imagine getting stuck in one of these... forever.
More like Peter Papowldi 5 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Does every British actor have a corresponding animal?
I hope 7 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Okay, how did she not notice the pattern of how all her wishes were going? I mean, everything she wished, the opposite came true. How do you not notice this? Or am I just that observant?
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Hashtag 23 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
If I see one outside the internet, I think: sharp, pound sign, tic-tac-toe thingy, (if drawn poorly) diamond thing, and then hashtag.
I don't want to get sl*t on my hand 29 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
jossan, you see that button up there on the top? Right by all the other navigation buttons? The one that has the two arrows? The random button? Yeah, that's how we get here.
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Interesting fact 26 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Also, there's apparently a 6% chance you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.
What a dreamboy! 8 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Is he riding a duck
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Call of Duty Feels 6 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
No, I'm not crying. I, uh, just got, er..... something in my eye... Yeah.. That's what it is...
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Feels comic 51 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
I'm not crying, there's, uh, just, er... something in my eye... Yeah... That's it...
Classic patrick 4 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
...I only just got this. I was always thinking along the same lines as Patrick...
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What if I just 6 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Mine's set for 3761, 3 PM.
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