As an American, I can state that this is a quite accurate account of how many Americans would react to the Silence.

The fail is strong with this one.

Protip guys: It's not true.

Hey, look at all these fucks I don't give.

Crocs! *gasp*

And this is also what Northerners wish about snow.

Mustache Cat does not seem amused.

Imagine if you were secretly gay and then you got the awkwardest boner ever and someone had to use your dick as a pillow. Imagine that for a moment. Let that sink in.

Uh, pardon me for asking, but, what's this show about?

My favourite colour. It's a shade of light blue that's slightly cyan and slightly turquoise, but it's probably not what you're thinking because it's probably darker but not that dark and it has a hint of green but no more than a hint and the green is barely there and basically it exists only in my mind as I can never find the perfect example.

I am going to hell for laughing at this.

Let's just, uh... check it over. No one's done yet still? Check it over again. Wait, STILL, no one is finished? Oh, God, what did I do wrong????

Also, if you don't have quite enough room, use red pen and blue pen, write different information on top of the other, and cut a pair of red and blue 3D glasses in half so you can use each side at once.

Long live the king.

What's that rest of the world? I can't hear you over my FREEDOM!
...Oh, who am I kidding, in the state my country's in right now, no one is free.

Well played.

I literally glanced down and then laughed so hard

$0.75 for a fuck or the free ones... I think I'll take a few free fucks to give.