This is why I hate my country.

About half an hour after I read this I was watching Supernatural on Netflix and came across the episode "Playthings".

We wouldn't want you to confuse pineapples and bananas. Sorry, didn't know you liked doing that.

Think about it, why is it so hard to describe a colour? The only way is to use an example. Now try explaining green to a blind guy.

Can't argue with that logic.

What did they say?

Actually, I'm on my laptop lying on my bed with headphones on.

Unless they say, "Ugh, I can't believe I had a crush on... you."

I weep for my generation. Please, heed my words: we are not all like this! Do not treat us all as such until you know for sure!

Probably because it's a longer word and takes more letters (dots) to spell.

I never had imaginary friends. I created "Jessie Land" (my name is Jessica) and I was the only inhabitant, it was everywhere I went, and I would constantly speak gibberish into my plastic toy cell phone. The only other person to ever enter Jessie Land was a good friend of mine in second grade where we went to the part of my castle-thing that was inspired by London's closet from Suite Life of Zack and Cody. I now consider myself lucky.

Hey, does anyone have Amanda Bieber's reaction?

Given that this isn't from the onion, fourchan, or twitter, I think we might have a chance!

I hate clowns. Especially the creepy, murderous, serial killer clowns that come to your house in the middle of the night and rip your parents to shreds.

i did it for the lulz
i did it for the lulz
i did it for the lulz
=) =) =) =) =) =)

We want you to suffer

Okay, that "stil" is really bothering me.

So did someone change the contacts in both their phones so that both of them were the "Chosen One"?

Also, if you bury the body vertically instead of horizontally, it's less likely to be found.