MEOWIamacat

meowiamacat


I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.

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Orange 1 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
The colour was named after the fruit. Until then orange was just another shade of red. (Why do you think we call gingers 'redheads'?) Then someone decided it was different enough to be a colour and got it approved or some shit and now it's a colour.
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Stone art 3 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Peeta? Is that you?
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Just what. 28 comments
Epic Memes Chat! 2 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
The "already know everything" thing is already my philosophy.
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why why why???????????????? 3 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
I actually hate milk in my cereal.
May be internet memes are not that popular 2 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
They aren't so popular.. on the outernet.
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How did you discover FunSubstance? 260 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Scroll up to the first comment.
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Women Vs Men 1 2 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Yet another post showing how I'm more male than female.
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THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 33 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
First of all, why are you showing this to us. Second of all, dafuq is that and where the fuck did you find it?
How I pronouncee FAQ 4 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT
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Biggest Pooping Fear 7 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Who else read this while sitting on the toilet? Yeah, I'm weird...
My ghost costume this year 2 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Not sure if making a pun, or seriously just that stupid...
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Golden 12 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
No, I'm a writer who dabbles in drawing, too. I constantly suffer from writer's block on everything. I guess the only "official" artist I know is my mom who went to college for it and is really good.
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Golden 12 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
But you're an artist!
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Sapio 3 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Dat intelligence.
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mind blown 2 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Because time is a circular kind of thing (not to mention wibbly and wobbly), we must pause and look at the day from a linear point of view. Think of the day as a string, with 24 different sections, each a different colour. Let's say the hour between 12 AM (00) and 1 AM (01) is red. Is there anything before the red section? No, because it is at the beginning. Therefore, there cannot be a "time before midnight" if you look at it as starting over each day.
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The only good thing about living in Alabama 7 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
And shouldn't Arizona be before Arkansas? Basically all of these are in "alphabetical order" by first letter only.
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Shots Fired 9 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Don't worry, everyone hates the mean guests, but no one hates you good ones!
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We've all waited to long for this 29 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
My life is officially complete.
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Shots Fired 9 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Excuse me, but have you seen the Burger King king? Sure Ronald McDonald is less creepy, but still. And am I not allowed to have an opinion on the internet... Oh, wait. I forgot, those aren't allowed anymore.
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Where are the sewing supplies? 9 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
So that's what those look like with cookies in them!
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Shots Fired 9 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
What if said king is creepy as fuck? I'm not saying that clown isn't either, but still... They both kinda suck.
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THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 33 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Best. Ad placement. EVER.
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Big hugs :) 28 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Oh, yeah, she definitely does. Wait. No. We must create a new pit especially for her.
Arrested for resisting arrest 3 comments
meowiamacat · 11 years ago
Inception.