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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Spoilers for The Matrix and Forrest Gump.

Spoilers for The Matrix and Forrest Gump.

Shock of shocks, Lord Dampnut lied about the size of his "Tower". ;)

Shock of shocks, Lord Dampnut lied about the size of his "Tower". ;)

These sort of jokes make me so herpy.

These sort of jokes make me so herpy.

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleooooooooon!

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleooooooooon!

I'd normally try to come up with something funny, but that dance was so damn creepy.

I'd normally try to come up with something funny, but that dance was so damn creepy.

Let's turn that frown upside down.

Let's turn that frown upside down.

Throws panties @Bernie

*Throws panties @Bernie*

I've had my parents taken (albeit only for 6 months). It was amazing.

I've had my parents taken (albeit only for 6 months). It was amazing.

It's almost that time of year, again. <3

It's almost that time of year, again. <3

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