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Video game nostalgia 10 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Great minds think alike
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So scary I had to hide it 11 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
No @xlaxxine, it actually is a cat lol
I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess [Mental Health] 4 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Same thing for life
...And my stepsister doesn't! 4 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Discrimination against zombies
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Just remember - you're not ugly, you're just broke 22 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Wdym
Also did you actually get the reference or not?
Women need more freedom? 17 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
@xvarnah sorting by random and just had to say that this comment is absolute gold
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So scary I had to hide it 11 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
look at the post i labelled cute kitten plays in bed for the full joke
Everyone whom works with the general public should be issued a can of bear spray 24 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Nah mate, pretty sure America is fucked
Worth a shot 18 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
It was 3 in the morning I couldn't be bothered
Just remember - you're not ugly, you're just broke 22 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
did anyone actually get the refernece or was that a wasted joke
also what do dragons have to do with anything?
Video game nostalgia 10 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
The 10th Doctor made that argument in the episode where he first meets Martha, and then went back on it before/after he made the arguement
I really dont get this, who AND why the hell would someone have their washing machine in 21 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Unlock the door from the outside and get your clothes
Shotgun a mf 22 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Wait they actually did that?
I thought it was a figure of speech
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Who can beat him? 8 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Metallica vs the Uruk hai
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And I promise myself never to buy it!! 15 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Ok then
Everyone whom works with the general public should be issued a can of bear spray 24 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Another use for this...
ಠ_ಠ
And this...
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Much life
And I promise myself never to buy it!! 15 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Might watch the sims
Maybe when the lockdown makes me go crazy I’ll watch the episode episodes
Everyone whom works with the general public should be issued a can of bear spray 24 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
How the hell are you commenting so fast on like two different posts wtf
And I promise myself never to buy it!! 15 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
ಠ_ಠ
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Shotgun a mf 22 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Not if your the one being stuck inside the house
Maybe for the greater good of society China’s system works, but for individuals it doesn’t sound great*cough cough*communism*cough cough *
Everyone whom works with the general public should be issued a can of bear spray 24 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Bloody hell
How did you notice that?
Also on my phone this pic is really blurry so idk if it’s a dollar or other currency
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And I promise myself never to buy it!! 15 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Ok no
Hoping for episode took that shit way too far
Episode is like scraping shit out of the toilet then jamming into your phone hoping it downloads a good game
It is total trash as a game
The ads were pretty funny tho
great 1 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
I thought this was about mine craft lol
And I promise myself never to buy it!! 15 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
The only Raid adverts I found mildly (in the loosest sense of the term) amusing we’re the ones where the ice dude goes for an interview and freezes the guy interviewing him...
And somehow still gets The job
Shotgun a mf 22 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Sounds like what a communist would say [-_-]
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