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I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess [Mental Health] 4 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Same thing for relationships
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Everyone whom works with the general public should be issued a can of bear spray 24 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
The fact you assumed it took place in America says so much already
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Worth a shot 18 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Then you hide the fact your an idiot
If it’s good singing 9 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
No, why would I want a spare?
Having a spare head is just plain weird
True but scary 17 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
But he is a mouse and therefore doesn’t need to use human logic
True but scary 17 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
I have no idea
A cake maybe?
Cheese?
The wiki article does say “inexplicably”
Anyhow it still turns out to be my 2nd favourite Tom and Jerry episode
Veteran memers will understand 5 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Oh well that’s nice
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Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down, EBay? 4 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Ah yes, my favourite shopping site ewey
Apart from that the comic is insanely accurate
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True but scary 17 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
oh, i edited it to post the comment, but forgot to include the http bit
I HAVE LEARNT THE POWER, IT IS POSSIBLE!
Also for some reason, whenever someone says torture, I either think of that thundercats torture, or the Tom and Jerry episode "Mouse Trouble"
Heres the wiki article on it:
After reading the chapter 'Slip him a surprise package', Tom attempts to disguise himself in a gift box. Jerry, seeing the box, knocks on it, hearing no response. Inexplicably, Jerry proceeds to impale the box with pins while Tom whimpers and groans in pain before sawing the box in half. Still hearing nothing, Jerry eagerly looks inside the box but just as quickly pulls his head out. Horror-stricken, he gulps and displays a sign reading "IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?".
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I got you, you f*ckers 2 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
I didnt know i needed it
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Who is ready? 7 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Second Clue - a bit like a parasite
True but scary 17 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
I think I did it!
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True but scary 17 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Not sneaky enough, I play mgs
I still havent worked out how to post urls
thundercats-ho.fandom.com/wiki/Four_Winds
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Veteran memers will understand 5 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
I think i get the refernce, but if im wrong, everyones gonns think im like 100x weirder
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True but scary 17 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
I swear you wrote golden bull
Also I heard of the method of torture, but not the name
But yeah, all the good ideas were gone before i was born D:
What do you do when you see this?? 24 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Slow down
Its not like hes trying to pass ypu
Mom no... Lol 4 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
You set me up for this...
OK BOOMER!
The HDMI cord: one of the greatest mysteries of the 41st millennium 2 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
I was 3 days too late
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Who is ready? 7 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
First Clue - streamlined body for more aerodynamicness
True but scary 17 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
pls explain
True but scary 17 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
r/whoooosh
Worth a shot 18 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Bunch of grammar Nazis showed up real fast
Worth a shot 18 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
Actually, forget works in some grammatical way
Idk ask guest he probably knows
Who is ready? 7 comments
mastapasta · 4 years ago
I’m dead but pretending to be alive
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