I think someone already made a movie with this exact premise, but I don't remember the name of it. Something by Alfred Hitchcock, maybe?
Edited to add: I found it!! "The Trouble with Harry," by Alfred Hitchcock. One of his few comedies.

Meh, I grew up around weapons, was given a 12 guage shotgun for Christmas one year. Oddly, there have been no shootings involving my family members.

Yes, the africans that were sold into slavery were sold by other africans, who were enthusiastic participants in the deal.
However, I did some quick reading, and the claim that the slave trade was controlled by Jews does not have any real substance to it. This claim seems to have been made by the Nation of Islam, who are known to be extremely anti-semitic.
Were there Jewish slave owners? Yes, absolutely, but they were few in number. Whatever level of involvement the Jewish community had, it did not amount to control of it.

Azeroth, better get some gear pretty quickly.

Factions are inevitable with any democratic (and most non-democratic) forms of government. People are going to have different perspectives and will always fight for what is in their best interest.
I suspect the first political parties were cavemen arguing over whether to focus on hunting or on growing crops.

According to wiki, he died in a fight, and (supposedly) gold was poured down his throat after he died.

Plus, with the Dwarven Treasury, you are getting a 10% interest on your bank account, compounded weekly.

I love the kids' viking helmet. Adorable!

The 1970s was an era of bad taste.

When President Ford pardoned Nixon, there was, as you can imagine, a howl of protest from every direction, with some people suggesting that this was the deal that got Ford appointed to the Vice Presidency to begin with (and who knows, that might actually have been the case).
However, as time has passed, many people (including at least some Democrats) have acknowledged that this was the right thing to do. Nixon was a crook, and everyone knew that. By giving him a pardon, Ford was acknowledging this, and by accepting it, Nixon was admitting to it as well.
By giving him the pardon, it allowed the country to move on and not get stuck in the constant circus that a trial would have brought, and it avoided making a bad situation even worse.

What, exactly, is the OP basing this on? Dress codes help maintain the proper atmosphere in a school, among other things.

I'd count this as a total win!

Is this shopped, or is this actually legit? (Given some things I have seen on here, either is possible.)

The band director was told that all students had to wear masks at all times while in the classroom. He/she was also to teach band class every day.
This is the result. It's illogical in the extreme, but it fits the parameters that the band director has been given.

No bad choices here, but I would probably go with King Cone.

I can't help but thinking that if a woman wrote this today, everyone would still laugh, but if a guy wrote something comparible about women, he would be strung up for misogyny.

Chridrin?

Easily said, not easily done. This is a conflict that goes way, way back.

We had someone do that once, except it was a 2-liter drink. No one would fess up as being the culprit, and as you can imagine, it did some damage.

Trying to get a country to change their system of measurement is more difficult than you might think. France only adopted it during the French Revolution because, prior to this, they had no national system of measurement; each province had its own system. The Metric system brought stability to trade, with its standardized units. Other countries, such as Spain, Italy, Germany (Holy Roman Empire) were in the same boat: local systems but nothing on a nation-wide basis. Implementing the Metric system made sense to those countrie
In the US, on the other hand, we had already adopted a national system of measurements, and there has never been a good enough reason to up-end everything. Changing measurements would mean changing not just road signs to km and gas prices to $/liter, but would also mean changing packaging of food items, measuring utensils in kitchens, recipe books, and countless other day to day things.
Frankly, to most of us, it just isn't worth the hassle to make the switch.