I laughed way too hard

Or sexual orientation(?)

Oh well... That depends on your gender

Okayyyyy

Getting on the train too

Not exactly, no

Yep, basically "Oh shit, i'm fucked"

That's probably how it went

Asexual is the sexual orientation equivalent to a vegetarian in nutrition.

DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST GO AND LOOK AT XHAMSTER.COM?!

It's a bowling ball... An EYE bowling ball and it's about to ROLLLLLL

But it actually makes sense if you read it again: the girl made up the "i have a boyfriend" story so the guy she hooked up with never calls her again (probably cause he was awful that night or something)

Wait actually yeH

Nah

And that is why it's NSFW. You're welcome.

okay, NO

It's not like I've ever cheated before (or plan to) but yknow

Yes we see ya