My sisters middle name is me akalia, which, in hawaiian, translates into "the one who is waited on". At least, thats what my parents tell me.

Push it over, it's not like you're picking it up.

Drive safe, pupper

Elon musk warned us

This isnt an unpopular opinion?

Or rather, everyone needs it equally bad, but you don't realize they would because they have it rn

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It'd probably look prettier than my actual face.

Technically, no, because you're not cutting a hole in the net fabric, you're cutting it in half.

I got an excessive amount of fat.

I mean, my mom got this self vaccination thing, so....
Oh wait my moms a nurse never mind