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Brooklyn nine nine is back!!! NINE NINE!! 17 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
It’s on Hulu...
Purest post EVER 3 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
Simbaaaa
I love doing this 4 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
At first.
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Here ya go whatever your name was 6 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
Where did we come from?
Where do we go?
Where do we come from
Cotton Eyed Joe?
...Nothing
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Here, have some FeelSubstance 17 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
That’s sad as hell. How do you know you’ll outlive them all? (The Doctor excluding, it’s obvious that they will...)
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A bit close 2 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
Just casually walks away like they didn’t almost just die... uh huh.
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No blessings on your head 7 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
Yep! My husband likes mine too. <3
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If candy had descriptive names 1 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
But... but I like the banana...
The ole’ razzle dazzle 6 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
I’ve angrily vomited before. When I was pregnant I could always tell when I was going to puke by the watery feeling I’d get in my mouth- and of course most times it happened after I would eat an amazing meal. I was angry because it never tasted as good coming up as going down.
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No blessings on your head 7 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
I squeak like a mouse when I sneeze. I don’t do it on purpose but I get laughed at for it. Jerks.
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Subtle message from the kids 4 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
Sparklers, but yeah.
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Military recruiters 2 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
Lol accurate.
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title 6 comments
maebubbles · 5 years ago
Yes.
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Is this ok? 39 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
For fucks sake. Piss does not sustain life. Your dick does not sustain life. Your dick is a sexual organ that does not sustain or satisfy anything. Breasts, however, produce milk. Breasts are not a sexual organ. They have been turned into sexual objects by idiots that don’t understand that milk sustains life. Milk is food. Your piss is not; it is just a byproduct of filtering liquid out of your diet. So again... you’re a fucking idiot.
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Wholesome brian 5 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
It’s a phone.
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Calling mr. Boy... Mr. Birthday boy 10 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Choking or blockages. If your dog swallows large pieces of rawhide, the rawhide can get stuck in the esophagus or other parts of the digestive tract. Sometimes, abdominal surgery is needed to remove them from the stomach or intestines. If it isn’t resolved, a blockage can lead to death.
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Brilliant idea 18 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Everyone is forgotten eventually.
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I can't park my own car in my drive way thanks to this d**head 7 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Time to call a tow truck.
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Calling mr. Boy... Mr. Birthday boy 10 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Rawhide bones are awful for dogs- please don’t give them one!!
What is your eye-d number? 30 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
A17 here.
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Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian 9 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
.....why??
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The grandpas of the future 6 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Yes please...
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Please don't forget to order your Turbo Man early this year to avoid disappointment 2 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Christmas is over... unless you’re posting this SUPER early for next year!
Also- this was a funny movie.
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Destroyed the TV with these badboys 10 comments
maebubbles · 6 years ago
Zingers, I think, is what they were called...?