This is... disturbing.

Y M C A

True! Plus, as someone who is acting as an intrepreter for someone else you don’t have the right to change their words.

Why don’t they put the mailbox closer to the end of the dock...?

Double tab to the back of the head!

Lol sad but true...

I’ve done this- got up, took the kids to school, went home and back to sleep only to freak out later looking for the kids... took me a solid 5 minutes of “where are the kids, wait- what day is it? Did I take them to school already?” I called the school to confirm, it was that bad- pregnancy brain and insomnia did NOT mix well that day.

Speed limit here is 65/70 highway... is that not the norm?

Sounds good to me

“Smells like popcorn” *evil laughter*

I see your asses on Facebook. Why would I want to see you in person?

What’s the blue one?

Interference! I demand a do-over!

What’s with his/her legs?

He’s light red.

That’s not a great way to approach your child’s sexuality. Look, they’re gonna get curious. You can embrace it in a healthy way by having a conversation about how their bodies are changing and that finding their new “interests” are normal (for the most part... don’t kinkshame your kid please!)
Or you can do what my father did when I came home crying because I was 9 years old and had my period for the first time: check out a book from the library and toss it to them saying “here, this is what’s happening. Don’t bother me with it again, it’s gross”.
Also- that mom is an ass for destroying those. Would you rather they be exposed to a super fucked up internet? Or a simple magazine they probably already have memorized?

Last two perfect deliveries I’ve had we’re almost 30k each. Insurance covered all but 3500 thankfully!

He is FINE!! Seriously sexy- and being deaf has nothing to do with that...

Good for him!