I would probably fuck it up and pinch the shit out of my hand... I’m incredibly clumsy lol.

My husband does the whites load. I get horrible migraines from the smell of bleach so he takes care of that part. I do the rest in mixed loads on cold. (All towels are white)

Hostile architecture.

HA! As a parent I can appreciate this.

A+ title

Maybe Woody wouldn’t have fallen off Buster if he had a saddle!

His teammates actually called out “the floor is lava” and this was his saving grace.

Think they’re aggressive now? Just wait until the package falls on the floor and the razor blade claws find you in the middle of the night!

Are you the purdue student?

Magic. But not the good kind, you can see the wires.

He’s in a cart... just look underneath him, you can see the frame of it.

I’ve had them pierced twice- horizontally and then vertically. ((Not at the same time, I took the first set out for pregnancy and then had them redone.)) (With vertical piercings you can use belly button jewelry!) Anyway, there will be burns if you need to be shocked back alive, but it’d be worth it... ya know- to live.
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And no, you can’t breastfeed with them in. But when you remove them to either pump or breastfeed the milk will come out of the piercing holes too. It’s a weird but cool thing to see!