This is adorable! I hope they didn’t have to train him in a mean way, just rewards for cute behavior!

That’s some heckin good doggos there!

Oh HELL no. If you pull this shit on my son- your daughter is going to have a lonely night at prom bc he’s gonna leave.

The “I’m the captain now” meme is more accurate here...

Canadian geese are fuckers though and I’ll feed them bread if I want to.

A+ title

Is that a tribble growing out of her head?

My husband and I make stupid jokes. Here are some of the various responses we have said in reply to, “I love you.”
-Cool.
-Good for you.
-Weirdo.
-Okay.
-That’s nice.
-Fag.
-Aren’t you special!
-No homo.
-Finally!
-At least someone does.
-Huh. Thought you’d learn by now.
-I love you too.

What show is this?

Hello, darkness, my old friend...

So long as they still recycle it, I’m okay with this.

Um... not to show my kink side, but the bottom right panel is from a porn video.

Yep. That’s pretty much the exact expression on my face every time one of my kids starts crying.
“Told you not to do that... bet you wish you’d listened, huh.”

No... I guess I needed to cry today.
This is amazingly sweet.

I got my kids LEGO sets from there whenever I could. They like going but the one in our town is like a goodwill equivalent. It smells weird and the whole store is gross. Not great memories. They’ve had free run at Meijer to pick a new toy out though and love doing that.

That’s a perfect way to describe it to a young child! Love it!

My uncle had to use one of those for therapy after he had a brain tumor removed last year. It was amazing!

Content upvote.
Title downvote.

What kind of doctors office needs a weeks notice for a cancellation? Mine are 24hr or you pay for the appointment. If you no-call no-show three times they drop you.