In my defense, my kids woke me up too early 1 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
Have done this before also. It’s hard to function sometimes when it’s early.
Some people are truly stupid 6 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
Story time!
The other day I had a doctor appointment and was on the elevator. The doors opened on the floor I was getting off at and there was a woman in a wheelchair and her (assuming) husband waiting to get on. Except- they didn’t wait. I went to get off, she rolled onto my foot and didn’t apologize and then I went to move past her. Her husband then reached in front of me, blocking my exit, to push the button! I said, “excuse me, I’m trying to get off the elevator...” they both looked at me like I was a complete asshole.
Listen bitch- just because you’re in a wheelchair doesn’t mean you’re more important than I am. You ran over a 9month pregnant woman’s foot and then had the audacity to get shitty? No.
Fuck no.
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The other day I had a doctor appointment and was on the elevator. The doors opened on the floor I was getting off at and there was a woman in a wheelchair and her (assuming) husband waiting to get on. Except- they didn’t wait. I went to get off, she rolled onto my foot and didn’t apologize and then I went to move past her. Her husband then reached in front of me, blocking my exit, to push the button! I said, “excuse me, I’m trying to get off the elevator...” they both looked at me like I was a complete asshole.
Listen bitch- just because you’re in a wheelchair doesn’t mean you’re more important than I am. You ran over a 9month pregnant woman’s foot and then had the audacity to get shitty? No.
Fuck no.
Lioness lost a tooth fighting for her cub. A mothers love 9 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
I got a third degree burn as a kid (6) from putting chicken noodle soup in the microwave for 5 minutes and then trying to put the bowl in the fridge to cool. It spilled all onto my bare feet. So my babysitter called my mom to come home and take me to the ER.
She didn’t come home for 3 hours. Bowling was more important. Some moms are awesome... some suck.
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She didn’t come home for 3 hours. Bowling was more important. Some moms are awesome... some suck.
Wish I could feel that 7 comments
Do you 6 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
I threw it away. It went down the disposal at one point so it would cut my mouth every time I used it. Fucker.
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But if they are willing you know shit is real serious 12 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
You’re welcome! I love their variety in colors and styles but the prices can’t be beaten.
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But if they are willing you know shit is real serious 12 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
Go to zenni optical online after you get your script. Make sure they measure pupillary distance though! We get replacement glasses for my kids through there and they run us about 15-30/pair every two-three months. (Kids are rough on shit...) I am way okay spending 90-180/year for multiple pairs of glasses with different styles for their weirdo personalities vs 350/pair for a pair the frames they’re stuck with for two years. Ugh.
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Happy Holi peeps! 19 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
THIS IS SO PRETTY!!
Side note, I didn’t know what this was but it was added to my calendar. I thought my husband added it and was messing with me- but I get it now.
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Side note, I didn’t know what this was but it was added to my calendar. I thought my husband added it and was messing with me- but I get it now.
Admitting it is the thing 16 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
I enjoy porn but I can’t stand ones with a storyline. Like- just fuck already, quit the weird faces and the fake moans!
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Any other things to check before you get married?? 8 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
The way they tell stories. Mine drives me crazy by doing like a “teaser” to a story and making me ask what it is. I love him but that annoys me. Lol
Listen to them breathe/snore at night. If you can handle that too it helps!
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Listen to them breathe/snore at night. If you can handle that too it helps!
ancient ghost: "want some lsd human?" #epilepsy #warning) 5 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
Not epileptic but holy fuck I should read titles before clicking on the hidden ones!!
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What Chinese kids are doing 5 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
Uhm... isn’t that just the same person doing the whole video? Kinda interesting doing that with the camera angles.
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Victory 25 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
As someone with boobs (left) she wears an actual bra to cover and support her breasts, while the one on the right doesn’t need a bra due to sizing of the breast tissue. So instead of showing off hard nipples when cold or mildly stimulated by a shirt rubbing on them, she uses bandaids to cover them.
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Dentist please help me 2 comments
Bath Bomb fail 14 comments
Is that the iPhone X?? 6 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
It’s designed for little kids so generally “mom” and “dad” have their own button.
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Keep those hands away. 4 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
YES!!! Seriously dude- don’t touch me until those hands have been under hot water and had soap on them. Don’t drop water on the bar of soap and think that cuts it.
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I ain't gay 2 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
I laugh every time my kids ask for fish sticks for dinner... it never gets old. (No, I haven’t told them why I’m laughing, they’re still pretty young.)