Kill it with fire!

She’s very flat chested anyway, I find it interesting that boobs were the acceptable verifier, not a vaginal shot.

Hehehe thanks.

I met him when I was 19. Didn’t realize he was the one until I was about 24 though.

It’d be a shame if someone were to...
Step on it.
Allow me to demonstrate!

I’m not the Dad but I ordered flowers for both my son and my daughter and also for my husband. I know it is a silly holiday but I like to make my family feel special all the time- even when they’re screaming at each other and slamming doors (the kids do that lol, not my hubby).
Do something special for someone you care about. It can brighten their day a lot.

Yes!!

Not like that, but when I worked at a bakery it was hard to not slap a cake out of people’s hands...daily.

My current husband was my best friend for 5 years before I finally realized we were perfect together. It was an amazing feeling to finally be with someone who appreciated me and all my quirks instead of being with a jerk who was abusive in every way.

A friend of mine taught my daughter to ride a bike with two wheels- I loved her for it!
My cousin taught my son to ride a bike with no training wheels- he now has a great memory with his cousin. I don’t mind sharing those memories with people close to us.

That’s a beautiful picture!

I would love those!!

I have cereal containers to fix that issue since my kids like to leave the bag open in the box and then complain that it tastes weird and they don’t like it.

That’s awesome, unless they have a rule about no outside food or drink like most restaurants. I’m not banned from anywhere that I know of but I don’t like Steak ‘n Shake anymore in our town because it always takes forever to get service.

Honestly I’d like this better. No one opening the bottles or taking the shake ball out.

When I was 20 I had started casually dating a guy... until I found out he thought that women had to orgasm to conceive a child. When I tried explaining that I’d never had an orgasm he called me a liar and pointed out that I had a kid so I had to have orgasmed at least once. We broke up. Immediately.

I do this with my kids. I don’t trust people’s driving skills so I like to have them away from the street.

My husband put on a Bruce Springsteen song with my name in it and pulled over onto a street which also had my name. He got down on one knee and proposed and I of course said yes! It was very sweet and I loved it!