I thought it said “I’ve been bad pika pika, punish me senpai”
I need sleep.

I giggled at that.

“Why is everyone so angry? This is the perfect time for a party!”

Reverse camera. When you switch it around to take a selfie it switches picture sides. At least mine does.

Probably like normal people, “hello”

Oh no!! Kegals help a lot with that (4th pregnancy currently!) but it should be okay. I get pregnancy rage every once in a while but mostly lately it’s just pure frustration to the point of tears. Dealing with my husband’s FMLA through work, I was in an accident in October and I’m still trying to deal with all the fallout from that shit, and I’m always exhausted lately. Naps are a saving grace for our house right now lol.

Is this her first? I promise it’s not as bad as it seems!
Pro tip- tell her to start taking a mild stool softener about a week before she’s due- it helps a LOT!

Squeak she’s due at the same time as me!!

Yes

You’re an all-star...

Hundred

At times, yes. It’s more painful towards the end of pregnancy when they run out of room and still want to stretch. Weird as fuck to see a foot just slowly stretch out of your stomach like some horror movie shit.

Probably the librarian when they have to put all those books away.

I remember finding my dad’s playboy stash when I was 10. That’s when I first realized I wasn’t straight... I was pissed when my step mom threw them out. He had classics, two full banana boxes of them. (The boxes from a grocery store bananas are delivered in...)