How do you eat that?

Parents should bring the cool toys. Santa brings the socks and books and practical things. That way when your kid is telling their friends about the super cool awesome new toy Santa brought and some other kid starts crying bc Santa doesn’t like them since he only brought a baseball glove or some shit... not all parents can afford the extravagance of Santa. So Santa brings practical things here.

It’s clearly a gift card.

And that’s yet another example of why bedsharing isn’t safe. Get a crib in your room. Get a sleeper that attaches to your bed. But don’t put the baby in the bed with you.

Isn’t he married...?

It says tinder... not kinder

Looks right to me.

Is the Mouse on speed?

Red yellow and orange only.

Same, Dean, same.

Mittens is a better name.

Thank you for having them numbered- I went left to right and it didn’t make sense at first!

Did... did someone lose a shoe?

I’m 5’8” but only played basketball in early high school. Since then, I have had no practice or skills.

They’re Heucks- sponsored by Goofy.

Baby nope. Jk I like snakes.

Every time this gets posted it irritates my love for toast. That’s NOT TOAST!! It’s barely got any toasted parts there! Ugh...

That’s awesome!!

That’s awesome.