It tastes like fruit loops! It’s delicious!

Same. I was in for 2 years and I don’t like to be thanked. When we go to celebrations like the 4th or something and they ask veterans to stand up, my husband gives me a look like “you going to stand?” Nope...

Or right...

Holy Fuck... 21,000 later...
https://www.ahalife.com/product/3657/levitating-table?pageType=PDP+SHOP

My daughter woke up early, my son still fights getting up no matter what time it is.

Vampire kitty!

They’re snaps. Usually found around 4th of July. You throw them at the ground (or people, your choice) and they make a very loud cracking/pop sound upon impact with a hard surface. Generally safe for kids with supervision. Definitely not marijuana.

That’s awesome.

I thought it was a hanger at first... cool trick though!

No heartbeat detected.

I think this is hilarious!

Holy shit those watches are expensive!

This... just... wow. I’m crying and have goosebumps now. Thanks for posting that, it’s amazing.

I call my husband daddy sometimes but mostly when I’m around the kids. For example “daddy, what do you want for dinner?”
“Cheeseburger...”
Kids: “we want chicken! Don’t listen to daddy!”

I hope that’s a doll...

At first I read her name as vEEganmEEgan and then realized I need to go back to sleep.