Read it on the newspaper tomorrow 3 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
Why? Ever heard of shoe cleaner?
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Sounds like a fun game 4 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
I can't play this with my husband. I have a freckle on my areola so he can tell which it is right away. :(
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What would you do? 10 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
Tell him he was a convincing asshole in Wardogs and that he's a funny guy. Flirt with him and have that glass of juice- then tell him his mom is a lesbian.
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I feel sorry for you 5 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
That looks like chicken with grilled peaches on it- good, but not better than sex by any means.
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Shout out to the real MVP bosses out there 5 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
Mom. And no, I didn't have a termination agreement. They hired me as part time (we had agreed to 35 hours a week so I could be with my daughter and still qualify for state benefits) and technically my state is an "at will" state. They can fire you for no reason and you can claim unemployment that way. If you quit, generally you can't. However to me it was worth taking the chance with the newer job and it paid off in the end! My newer job had benefits, I could take food home for my daughter, and the hours were perfect. I worked there for 5 years until I was able to be a stay at home mom and take care of both of my kids.
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This glorious pyramid of cherries 8 comments
Shout out to the real MVP bosses out there 5 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
My old boss new I had to get a second job to support my daughter and I once my ex walked out. Instead of increasing my hours like I requested originally so I wouldn't have to work two jobs, he cut my hours back until I only worked a 2 hour shifts per week when I started the second one. I complained and he told me to take it up with my new job. I quit on the spot, explained the issue with my second job- he then took my schedule and reworked it so I could have nights off with my daughter and I worked 5 days a week otherwise with lots of available overtime (which helped me out immensely when I could take it!) I didn't regret quitting the first job at all after that!
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Ma man 6 comments
12 more years until he can drink 6 comments
2 types of people 4 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
I have my kids do the same pose every year. They're walking down the sidewalk holding hands and I'm taking a picture of their backpacks. It's perfect and I love it. If other people do something similar to mark the occasion of their child going to school, awesome. Sometimes kids just don't want to do it unless it's done their way.
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One just needs a good reason 8 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
My cousin and her husband both stopped smoking. With his savings from each pack he purchased a camaro. With hers she upgraded all the appliances in their house after wanting to do that for about 10 years.
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5 guys 4 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
Maybe she shouldn't have to clarify that she isn't in the mood for a gangbang.
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To communicate with one you must be one 2 comments
Alfred Pennyworth 4 comments
When life hands you lemons!!! Become a flamingo! 9 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
Fra gee lee... It must be Italian!
*thanks, it's been about 8 years since I've seen this last.
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Edited 7 years ago
*thanks, it's been about 8 years since I've seen this last.
Ladder phobia 3 comments
maebubbles
· 7 years ago
The escalator going up is right next to it. Some person with a ladder is attempting to go up and carried the ladder wrong.
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