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The chairless chair 6 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
What if you fall over? How do you bend your leg to get back up?
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Don't ever snatch a Drag Queen's wig! 5 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Well yeah... that's considered assault, he's literally ripping the hair off of them. So yeah they're just defending themselves!
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Science side 1 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
These are hilarious. I love science side of tumblr.
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Natural birth control 9 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Yes, it can. If you're attempting to conceive after being on the pill for years it's suggested that you wait at least 6 months to a year to attempt to get pregnant. The pill things out your uterine lining and eventually can make you stop having a period altogether. So you have to still have safe sex (use a condom at least) or your risk of a miscarriage are higher.
At least that's what I've been told by multiple IVF doctors.
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It's going to be a long night 5 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Is that person attempting to shovel the roof?
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So apparently Santa lives in Alaska now. Coolio I guess 4 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
My kids get letters from North Pole Alaska every year! They're awesome and the kids love it!
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Brutal 12 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
He called her a zero out of ten and himself an eight out of ten.
There's a "scale" that can be used to rate people on their looks, intelligence, and personality. (Usually just their looks)
He savagely burned the crap out of her by calling her a zero
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That's what it was made for 6 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
That's a 180, but the point is valid.
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Product has an unexpected side effect 7 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
That's SO dangerous. If it doesn't come with the car seat- do NOT add it!! If that slips down under their chin in an accident they can be internally beheaded. Not safe at all!!!
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Pet me 12 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Creepy... my kids are currently watching this movie.
Sometimes, you can be wrong 22 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Nah, mad eye didn't have a beard.
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This is what it has come to 10 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
I'm a former soldier. I support trans who serve. You now have two. (I'm technically a millennial- 28)
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Penguin in disguise 3 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
I actually laughed really hard at this
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Bed space 10 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
We do that same thing! We have a queen bed and if he goes to bed before me he will end up in the middle so I'm having a tiny amount of room. Thankfully I'm like an oven when I sleep though so I don't have to nudge him over, he gets too hot and moves on his own.
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10/10 would buy again 7 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Normal ladybugs usually don't, but the mutant asshole orange and yellow ones do. Those things are vicious and I hate them. They kill smaller asshole bugs though so it's for a purpose- but I still hate them.
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More shower thoughts 8 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
I met my husband online. We'd been friends for 5 years before we got married- 3 years into it now and still the best relationship I've ever been in!
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He does have a point 28 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
If my son came home like that I would be impressed! Not my place to tell him what to wear or not to wear- I can try to guide him so he's not made fun of, but I can also teach him that originality and a thick skin go a long way.
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How NOT to check if your firearm is loaded 9 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Honorable mention.
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It got a chuckle 3 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Joke ruined.
Fish for dinner 1 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Rawr
McDonald's ice cream machine is filthy 6 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
That's a grease trap, not a part from their ice cream machine.
Although those are gross too, this just isn't that.
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aw, a new kitty toy 5 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
When pussy grabs back.
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Dad is such a great family man 5 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
The friend up there knows what's up too...
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Some wise word to live by 6 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Guys out there are trying to maintain "bad" females, meanwhile DJ Khaled's wife is out there looking like she works for the school board. But they are happy and they have money.
Be a DJ Khaled, not a Rob Kardashian.
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Sniff, Oh, yeah, I'm allergic to feelings. 6 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
This is so cute it made me tear up- thank you. I love it!
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