MaeBubbles

maebubbles


— MaeBubbles Report User
Smoke Detector's Job 2 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
I've never had it go off because of my cooking... I've had it go off when I blew out a freaking candle though.
The great Carl Sagan 4 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Insert sarcastic political comment
What a time to be alive 10 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
The true definition of phone sex...
8
Nasty beard 6 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Is that McLovin?
I think your dog had dwarfism 8 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Apparently you downvoters haven't seen the movie Pets... but okay.
I think your dog had dwarfism 8 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Wrong floor again!
2
Megamind 15 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Ladies, ladies! You're both pretty! Can I go home now?
24
Anything to hit the right spot, right? 8 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Maybe he likes his ass eaten?
4
The world's only mistery 5 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Correct. The quarter is not a nickel.
3
Sauce in comments 10 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Curiosity has gotten the better of me... I have to find it now...
2
Accidentaly? 27 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Not bloody all the time, but yeah, sometimes!
10
What in the b*tch did you shitting say to me, f*ckhead? 3 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Reminds me of "FuckAss"
Loved those mix and match proverbs...
7
The new Dyson hair dryer.. 5 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Now I want to know what happens if they do...
1
That 70's Show 3 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Hehe jokes...
1
Rip in piece Leon 3 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Rest In Peace In Piece... umm...
8
My friend sends me random shit 6.0 - Long Boi for me 17 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Moistboi- because so many people hate the word moist and because they're actually able to be vicious little fuckers.
5
Worth a shot 6 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
I did that as a kid. Once. On my neighbors VERY steep driveway. I was thinking "super speed!!" Instead what I got was "super road rash!!" and "super grounded!!"
2/10 do not recommend. (I give it 2/10 because the thrill is freaking awesome...)
2
This may cause loneliness and depression 9 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Ego boost to see who actually pays attention though- change your birthday monthly to a fun day! Then they'll NEVER KNOW!!! Plus: more birthday wishes. Well, until people catch on anyway.
What a life-changing quote! 19 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
What?
1
What a life-changing quote! 19 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Way to kill the joke...
What a life-changing quote! 19 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
There's a hole in the world like a big black pit who are filled with people who are filled with shit.
9
What a life-changing quote! 19 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Edward scissorhands* get it right teresammm
Billboard at a local restaurant 3 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
I got spine correct, but totally missed the other one.
2
Let's make this into a game 71 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
My eyes. Then my one dimple. Then the freckles because they're light.
1
I believe 10 comments
maebubbles · 7 years ago
Jin yang you bastard...