His expression- "wait- what the fuck? You're throwing me? But... but I'm scared of heights! NOW WHAT???

This made me go "awwwe!" And then laugh hysterically.

Oh no! He's.... FABULOUS!

Charge your* phone by breathing...

What if the person was so creeped out by their creation that they put it at the bottom of the swamp but slowly the statue has gained strength from the other swamp creatures souls and now it's coming to get its creator?
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I'm really tired.

I think it's perfect.

HA! "Science"

I only eat ketchup on Mac&Cheese when it's the powder cheese kind. If it's velveeta I don't. But the powder tastes gross to me (but my kids like it) so... yeah, ketchup saves the day.

I have a scar from a hockey stick to the lip.

A+
My family always said it was the only A+ I'd ever get in life. Jerks.

Missed Me!!

I'm the one with too many pairs of shoes. Three pairs of the same type of boots in different colors (black, grey, brown), one pair of tennis shoes, winter boots, stiletto boots, about 6 pairs of heels I don't wear very often anymore but can't justify getting rid of, one pair of black "dress up" flats, three pairs of flip flops, and a pair of slippers. I think that's all of them... I wear all of them except the heels though- they're for special occasions.