Shark Caught of the Coast of Greenland That Was Born In 1624 12 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me....!
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Fabulous 12 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
Herculese/Meg,
John Smith/Pocahontas,
Milo/Kida,
Shang/Mulan,
Prince Naveen/Tiana,
"The Prince"/Snow White,
Flynn Ryder(Eugene)/Rapunzel,
Beast(Adam)/Belle,
Aladdin/Jasmine,
Prince Eric/Ariel,
Princ Philip/Aurora,
Prince Charming/Cinderella.
Just in case anyone was wondering who they were.
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Edited 8 years ago
John Smith/Pocahontas,
Milo/Kida,
Shang/Mulan,
Prince Naveen/Tiana,
"The Prince"/Snow White,
Flynn Ryder(Eugene)/Rapunzel,
Beast(Adam)/Belle,
Aladdin/Jasmine,
Prince Eric/Ariel,
Princ Philip/Aurora,
Prince Charming/Cinderella.
Just in case anyone was wondering who they were.
Any job is more dignifying that no job 11 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
My ex turned down a construction job paying 23/hr when we were really struggling and he wasn't working. After I left him (various reasons, that was one) he got a job at a supermarket making 7.25/hr and is still there 3 years later barely making 8 now.
Rexitty is adorable! 4 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
The last picture should have a top hat and a bubble singing "hello my honey, hello my baby!"
It's been a long day.
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It's been a long day.
Why is Trump watching the olympics ? 5 comments
I didn't read it right either lmao 36 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
I'm 27. My husband is 54. We are very happy together and have been married for 2 years so far, but he's been my closest friend for almost 8 years. I was married to "the right age" before (1 year age difference) and he was an abusive prick. Age doesn't have anything to do with it if one party is an asshole.
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Classic rascism 17 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
Had a response typed out but it ended up sounding terrible, so I'll just say this- not every black penis is massive, not every white guy is average, and not every Asian/Indian is tiny. Penises vary in size no matter what the color of your skin.
HOW DARE THEY (Cursed Child Spoilers) 7 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
Read the new book and you'll understand.
SPOILER BELOW
Cedric's life path was altered by meddling kids trying to "fix" things and he ends up being evil. No Bueno.
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SPOILER BELOW
Cedric's life path was altered by meddling kids trying to "fix" things and he ends up being evil. No Bueno.
Accurate 10 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
Normally takes me a while to get to sleep- I'll just lie there waiting for sleep. Drives me crazy. Adjusting positions and all that- very annoying. Then there's the nights once in a blue moon where I'll lay down and be asleep within 10 minutes followed by sleeping for 15 hours straight.
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She's looking for them too 5 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
Oddly enough, the inside tissue of the mouth is the same texture as the inside of a vagina, which does explain why blowjobs are so popular. :)
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How funerals completely rip us off 10 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
Sorry to hear that- but in most cases after "science" is done with them, they give the body back and you *still* have to bury/cremate it.
guess we've been using these wrong, ladies 13 comments
Explaining underwear to aliens 7 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
That's true, but I don't think I've ever seen one hang low enough to get caught in a zipper...
True that! 25 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
Exactly!! I know most people couldn't tell the difference between the lime and lemon- but now apple is too strong of a difference and I don't eat them. I also don't eat grape. Last time I bought skittles I got a pack that had 4 red, 7 yellow, 9 orange, and the rest were green and purple. Haven't bought them since.
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Wedding planning 4 comments
maebubbles
· 8 years ago
I've been married before- did a "big" ceremony but kept it under 200. Ended in a shitty divorce after a year. Remarried at the courthouse and have been happy for over 2 years. It's not the size or cost of the wedding- it's what you do with the marriage that matters in the long run.
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