I almost didn't realize what was wrong with it at first because my mind automatically corrected it.

Brad Pitt got out of jury duty because they felt it would be too distracting and it wouldn't be a fair trial.

my cat sleeps like a person under the covers and resting her head on the pillow. It's adorable.

He almost looks hairy

"Adele Dazeeme"

One of my friends cars got spray painted by her ex only it wasn't fake.

I've never been the left

Sorry but Steve looks horrible

except for that one day out of the year that it looks amazing. (usually this is a day that no one sees you)

He is proud because anything we can perfectly understand wouldn't be Godly enough. Part of having faith is having doubt.

coconut head got an upgrade

So THAT'S how Tarzan shaved!

I went and saw Guardians of the Galaxy with a school group and they made us leave so I never got to see the end credit scene I was so mad

This is why I'm terrified of elevators. I was stuck in an elevator once but the lights shut off so I was stuck in the pitch black by myself for an hour.

As a kid I used to go around talking to people in just blahs I thought I was hilarious.

"I've made a huge mistake"

well that's rude of them to say. Just take the gift and be greatful

This car's game is better than mine

It's like a christmas version of that mustache game

go look on etsy there's many like it!

panerasexual though