But aragorn lived to be crazy old too. He was like 80 during the war of the ring

That's uh... That's gonna fall

Nah nah... Just put Windex on it

Betcha that guy takes his martinis shaken

So that's where the other sock goes

You know the gene that makes them albino also makes them more inclined to violence?

Guest speaks the truth

You guys all realize that the liquid luck potion is poisonous right? Not severely, but, let's face it, if we got our hands on that we'd be chugging it.

For a minute there I was just scratching my head wondering what feminists had to do with the Bureau of Land Management

My mom works in the ER, and comes home with some pretty ridiculous stories. Also an EMT I know once got called out in an ambulance because someone cut their fingernail too short and it hurt.

Why.... Why would you say that

Y'all ever heard of... Hunting?

I am from Idaho and can confirm

Or a muggle born pulling an Indiana Jones. Getting frustrated at not being able to cast the spell, and then just whipping out a gun and shooting the practice dummy.

That's not what we think. It's about throwing jars of pee at Pyros and kooking spooks.

Lol that last comment is gold

That Fannie pack just made my day

I believe it's pronounced DOGerpillar.

But... Flan's nasty.... It's like cake meatloaf... Abominable and soggy. But horchata... I still make that face when I get horchata

I don't believe that cat has ever been to medical school...

"You're a forever friend Kenway"

Had a rapidash (the crazy dope lookin fire horse) caught... And then the game crashed like this